FUNNY ONE LINERS
1. How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! 2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. 3. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. 4. What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can... Sign in to see full entry.