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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Boobs Or An Engagement Ring ?

A business associate of mine who is a well known doctor in my community decided to get himself a mail order bride. After 3 failed marriages he decided he wanted to build himself a Barbie Doll. He Flew his private plane to South America to get her and brought her to a recent function. She was a dime... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Bloggers Can Now Earn Money Writting Reviews

Get paid for blogging. Write about web sites, products, services, and companies and earn cash for providing your opinion and valuable feedback to advertisers. » Get Paid for Blogging Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The Yutz Thought He Won the Lottery

I am reporting another antic of my daughter's father Nick. I took my daughter, Miri to visit her great- grandparents today. When I arrived, unknown to me Nick was there. He had his digital camera out and he was creating quite a frenzy. I walked in the kitchen and saw Nick staging a picture with... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Coca Cola Will Now Be Putting Us On Speed

Coca Cola's new product "Enviga", a sparkling green tea product promises to burn 60- 100 calories by drinking 3 cans per day. First of all, losing weight this way can tax your adrenal glands and really screw up your metabolism and ruin your natural ability to lose weight. It can also affect your... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 9, 2006

Getting Pregnant For Only $250.00

A dear friend of mine has had alot of bad luck in love. She has decided to have a child on her own. She called me today and told that her previously ordered a " Do It Yourself - Pregnancy Kit" From a sperm bank, had arrived. The package came today packed in a refrigerated cooler, a timed delivery... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 7, 2006

She Beat Him Up Because He Was Too Small For Her.

I received a phone call from a former college classmate, Danielle. I could her her vocal cords tremble in rage as she shared with me the details of what she thought would be a hot night of passion. She had been dating a co-worker, Emmanuel, for the past 3 months. Last night, they had planned a... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 6, 2006

How To Be A Paid Mystery Shopper. No Hype !

For those of you who wish to get paid to shop. A legitimate opportunity to be paid to shop is available to you. By registering on the following website. You will receive paid opportunities in your area. There are no fees involved with this. Just all jobs. http://www.shopnchekshopper.com Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 5, 2006

Men, Are You Hung Left or Hung Right ?

Do you need to bend over and check? My friend, a marketing guru, will be launching a new line of T-shirts and sports wear for men. It will carry a special insignia for ladies to identify if you are hung left or hung right. In her recent marketing survey, she interviewed a panel of women to determine... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 3, 2006

Lipitor class action suit- drug tied to liver and kidney failure

My mother had kiney failure and recently had a kidney transplant last year. She had been on the waiting list for four years. All the while, she was recommended by her doctors to continue taking Lipitor for cholesterol lowering. I came across a notice for a pending class action suit against Pfizer,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 2, 2006

Kia Extended Warranty Is Fraudulent

I went to the dealership yesterday to get my Kia Optima serviced. My 5 year warranty expires this November 2006. My 10 year powertrain warranty is still good. The problem is the Encore Life 2000 warranty/Road Ammerica that I was sold is fraudulent. Many Kia owners who have bought this warranty do... Sign in to see full entry.

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