Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Having trouble getting the baby to sleep? Try a Scientology "Touch Assist"

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Sunday, December 13, 2015

Having trouble getting the baby to sleep? Try a Scientology "Touch Assist"

Any Scientologist can show you how to do a "touch assist." Go visit the book store in the big blue building at Vermont and Sunset. They will take care of you and your noisy little baby, too. May your God, bless you! My God (from "Conversations with God", already has.) Sign in to see full entry.

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