I'm just an average isil ass hole. My family and I just murdered and ate th e former owners of this home. This is the good life. i'm looking out my front room window. It is a gorgeous view. I am proud of this home. Oh my! What is that coming out of the sunset. It is an American jet fighter. It is firing a rocket at ME! BOOM! Oh shit that hurts. My ass is on fire! Oh god that hurts.. Oh God. the pain! Adios! Sign in to see full entry.