Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Hey, Niner fans! Listen up. Punk seattle seahags Sound-cheat to the Finish!

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Sunday, January 19, 2014

Hey, Niner fans! Listen up. Punk seattle seahags Sound-cheat to the Finish!

Listen to the jet engine scream. It's at it's loudest just before the Niners snap the ball. The Seahag coaching staff knows they can't win without sound cheating. So they sound-cheat! All the time! Catch the seahags deafening their own children with high tech military weapons. Now the Seattle seahags have been officially warned. It will make it easier to beat the seahag administration in court. The fans can sue the ownership for intentionally killing the ears of children. At least 8 times a... Sign in to see full entry.

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