Jimmy Rod's Best Shot: Hey, dinky georgie bush! Why are You Heating 'the Mississippi' with HAARP?

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Monday, April 8, 2013

Hey, dinky georgie bush! Why are You Heating 'the Mississippi' with HAARP?

Yes, georgie! You are Busted, again! Why are you firing HAARP ion cannons at St. Louis, punk georgie? I've got a theory on that one, georgie. You've been trying to shove a hurricane up 'the muddy's ass' for years. If you make it warm enough, a hurricane can quickly slide up the river. And kill it all. Huh, dinky georgie? Don't get excited and pee yourself, georgie. Do you remember how embarrassing that is, dinky georgie? Watch closely, georgie, as the people of The Mississippi River do their... Sign in to see full entry.

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