Well before Buster Posey was criminally assaulted by the Florida Coward who "turned left," he found himself on first base. Buster was wiping his eyes and complaining to first base coach Roberto Kelly. He was squinting and saying, "What is that in my eyes?" Kelly answered "I don't know." I hate to be the bearer of "bad tidings" but that hot stinging feeling in your eyes is the oil from the Gulf of Mexico inside job terrorist attack by Bp on Bp's very own oil rig. Bush blows it up and Obama fails... Sign in to see full entry.