Hey, Gi'nts! Its Time to Panic! At least Buster, Jesus & Bum would be fun!
As we watch our S.F. Giants puke their guts out in the basement, a question must be asked. Does defeat have to be boring, too? Not only does the Giants' lineup not hit, it also lacks the potential of hitting. They've got a roster of guys that couldn't scare a five-year old while wearing an "Alien" costume. Do you remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon in which they announce a starting lineup that contains, "First base, Bugs Bunny! Shortstop, Bugs Bunny! Centerfield, Bugs Bunny...!" Well, the Giants... Sign in to see full entry.