Jeff's Jots

I hope y'all aren't getting tired of telemarketer stories but I'm getting a kick out of the whole thing. Two more stories from today. Woman with a foreign accent from Verizon. When was your last bowel movement? What? When was your last bowel movement? What? Thinking she might not know what a bowel... Sign in to see full entry.

telemarketer from comcast actually told me when his last bowel movement was. i told him to tell me when he was having his next one so i could come watch Sign in to see full entry.

my last bowel movement trick worked again this time with an allstate car insurance telemarkete have you had an accident or ticket in the last three years. when was your last bowel movement say what when was your last bowel movement click Sign in to see full entry.

conversation between me and a telemarketer after she made her sales pitch when was your last bowel movement. what when was your last bowel movement oh my click Sign in to see full entry.

I went holiday shopping today. I bought Labor Day, Halloween and the 4th of July Sign in to see full entry.

I'm 52 years old. I'm happier now than when I was 42 and I was happier at 42 than I was at 32. I can't wait until I'm 102 Sign in to see full entry.

i always feel a little funny when someone calls me mr powers. mr powers is my father Sign in to see full entry.

Heard my first 2011 Christmas song today. It was Do you hear what I hear Sign in to see full entry.

i think i figured out what my problem is. i have been taking medication for depression. i need to be taking medication against depression Sign in to see full entry.

.when someone loses weight where does it go. Sign in to see full entry.