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Saturday, September 27, 2008

Heavenly Sacrifice?

If Jesus died for our sins, didn't he go to heaven? Doesn't sound like much of a sacrifice to me. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Going to Hell?

I have a friend who has been trying out different religions. Right now she's exploring Catholicism. She told me the other day that she was afraid of going to hell for her sins. I pointed out that she shouldn't have to worry about that because according to Christianity Jesus died for our sins. She... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

The (naughty word) Contest

This is a rerun of a story I posted a couple years back. I contains a "four letter word" so if you're offended by swear words, you might want to skip it. My friend Bruce was dating a girl name Rosemary. Rosemary was a musician and was serious enough about it that she played in competitions. She was... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Poor circulation.

I hear the magazine called "baby" isn't selling very well. Apparently a lot of babies don't know how to read. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 12, 2008

Too short?

Life is too short to worry about how short life is Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Hi There!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

10,000 Years

If I didn't have to work, didn't have to sleep and lived to be 10,000 years old I might have time to do half the things I want to do in life. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Not cut out to be a waiter.

A restaurant I frequent features waiters who carry as many as six plates of food on their arms without dropping them. If you gave me an empty plate to hold with both hands, there's still a pretty good chance I'd drop it. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Already Mad

I was already mad. They told me my car would be ready by 2:00. I was due at work at 4:00. Two O'clock went by. Then three O'clock. Then four O'clock Four-thirty I give up and catch the bus to work. Next day I go to pick up my car. There it was in the parking lot, keys in the ignition, doors... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Backing In?

Why do people back into parking places? It's a heck of a lot easier to back out than to back in. Sign in to see full entry.

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