Older News (The Death Blog)

10) You're on your fourth set of teeth. 9) You find it increasingly difficult to stay up late enough to catch the "early bird" at Denny's. 8) You've been fitted for a coffin. 7) Your grandchildren have wrinkles. 6) Your Social Security number is a single digit. 5) After soaking in the tub for an... Sign in to see full entry.

10) You blame the government for your missing car keys. 9) You increasingly find yourself engaged in heated debates... when you're alone. 8) You enjoy the comedy stylings of Bob Saget. 7) Everything you say is totally incoherent... even to you. 6) You commit many obvious fashion "faux pas", such as... Sign in to see full entry.