Have You Ever Been Freaked Out By A Watermelon?
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Monday, May 5, 2008
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Don't You Hate Job Applications? If You Could Be Honest...I'd Be Easy!
Here is an actual McDonald’s Application. Nothing was changed except the name of the applicant, Greg Bulmash, whose name was changed to John Smith to protect his anonymity. McDONALDS APPLICATION This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fastfood establishment in... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, April 14, 2008
OK Blogit! Here It Is!... The Best Quotes Ever (Part 4).
“Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four-leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy.” —Unknown “After looking at the bill for my operation, I understand why the doctors wear masks in the operating room.” —Unknown “Remember the good old days when a juvenile delinquent was a boy who played the... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, April 13, 2008
A Letter From A Daughter to Her Mother (This puts things in perspective)
A single mother of one, was passing by her daughter’s bedroom when she saw, to her shock, the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, April 12, 2008
OK, BLOGIT! The Best Quotes Ever (Part 3)...Is Here!
........................................................................................................................ "Like vinegar to the teeth, and smoke to the eyes, so are the lazy to their employers." —Proverbs 10:26 "The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Blogit! Here It Is! The Best Quotes Ever! (Part 2)
......................................................................................................................... "The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact." —Stephen Sondheim "The reason grandchildren and... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Blogit!..."You can quote me on this!"
.................................................. "If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers." —Doug Larson "A smart person knows all the rules so he can break them wisely." —Lubna Azmi "A word to the wise isn’t necessary, it is the... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Attention: Posted Here Are Extreme Points For Blogit Members To Ponder!
The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. The revolution will not be televised. The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. The shortest distance between two points is under construction.... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Do You Want To Hear A Good Joke?
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
Do you ever feel like someone's watching you?
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