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Things My Mother Taught Me · My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!" · My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." · My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't... Sign in to see full entry.

A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door. Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take off your towel for just 10 seconds!... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm not fishing! A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not... Sign in to see full entry.

Top 50 Reasons It’s Great To Be a Guy It’s not always easy being a guy in this cold, cruel world. But just in case you are getting close to the end of your rope from burning the midnight oil at both ends, burning rubber in the hour glass of your life, here is a little pick me up. Here are the top 50... Sign in to see full entry.

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The... Sign in to see full entry.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn’t. The blond with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, “Hurry up! It’s starting to rain and... Sign in to see full entry.

Top Ten Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding 10. Rehearsal Dinner Held At Hooters 9. Instead Of "Friends Of The Bride Or Friends Of The Groom?" Ushers Ask "Ford Or Chevy?" 8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops Bridegrooms: Travis Tritt T-Shirts 7. Phrase "I Do" Replaced By "I Heard That" 6. Tender Rendition... Sign in to see full entry.

So here they are: Some of the best hilarious, but true (and sometimes sad, but true) funny letters to advice columnist, Dear Abby. Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go... Sign in to see full entry.

AND THE YEAR'S BEST REAL HEADLINES ARE... Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Miners Refuse to Work after Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two Sisters... Sign in to see full entry.

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