Saturday, November 5, 2005
who said that??? "Procrastination is the fine art of keeping up with yesterday." "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!" "A critic is one who knows the way, but can't drive the car." Sign in to see full entry.
BUSTED out in the corn field again...
B illy Bob went to play with his balls one day, U ntil Uncle Ister came by, S tarin' from his deathtrap tractor, to say, "I T old you boy, not to E ven think 'bout doin' that stuff, 'ithout me OH MY! D ear golly gee, is that an old hen I see?" Sign in to see full entry.
MORE BAFFLING BITS TO PONDER...
Why is there no channel one on television? Would there be an all-out fight within the broadcasting industry thinking that if there is a channel one, then it must be number one? How come birds don't tip over when sleeping on a telephone wire? Especially on those monsoon wind kind of days?? If the... Sign in to see full entry.
Don't let yours rot away...
Lives are like a pair of shoes, Some, they've experience much more than others; Others, in the closet rotting away; While the rest are taking big adventures in life, Take a look at your shoes, What they say about your life... Sign in to see full entry.
my doggy and me...
My doggy, my doggy; Wherever I go, he thinks he can go... My doggy, my doggy, I closed the seat 'cause once he falled right in, My doggy, my doggy, Turned off the lights and he begged again, My doggy, my doggy, I washed my hands and he licked 'em again, My doggy, my doggy, My doggy & Me! Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 4, 2005
WARREN IS SO WACKY & WICKED...
...Did you ever hear this tale? One day, Warren the Wicked Wizard of the West and his little brother Ernie the Good Wizard of the East had gathered together. Well, Ernie and one of his Kushie friends were baking cookies for the BIG KUSHIE family reunion on this one day. Warren was walking by and... Sign in to see full entry.
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL...
Who is the cleanest of them all? Is it Sam? Or could it be Paul? It can't be Peter, He's playing football... Mirror, mirror on the wall... Who is the dirtiest of them all? Could it be Rusty? Or could it be Crusty? It must be Musty, Playing with his ball. Sign in to see full entry.
WHERE WILL THE WIND TAKE US NEXT?
Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane Wilma. Where was Fred to stop Wilma? Not doing his job, apparently! The way the weather has been this year has been, to say the least, very strange and powerful. Everyday lately I am reading about some kind of natural catastrophe, whether it be a hurricane, an... Sign in to see full entry.
JUST LOVE TO SLURP THE CREAM...
...when I get to the bottom of a.......................................... Starbucks frappuccino! Does anyone else just have a "thing" for that? hehe! Does anyone out there have any strange feelings about beverages? Here are some of my examples... ~I enjoy diet pepsi in a 20 oz. plastic bottle and... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, November 3, 2005
DON'T LET LITTLE GOLDIE LOSE HER COLOR!!!!
Anyone that appreciates the animals of the world will enjoy this... did you know? Turkeys do not like to cross water...perhaps they afraid of looking like a duck? A giraffe can have a tongue over a foot and a half long...this certainly makes them sound scarier than they look! Horses often go to... Sign in to see full entry.