JOURNEYS THROUGH OBLIVION

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Wednesday, February 1, 2006

JUST TRY THIS AT A JOB INTERVIEW!!!

Just had to share this great stuff I received...HOPE YOU GET SOME LAUGHS! What NOT To Do at a Job Interview A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major American corporations asking for stories of unusual behavior by job applicants revealed the following low-lights: 1. ''... stretched out on... Sign in to see full entry.

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steering clear....

S lithering, seething, N o one really likes 'em, A gitating, irritating K eeping secrets...then E ventually spilling them. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 20, 2006

MAY IT REIGHN LONG...

R oaring guitars O scillating rhythm, C rashing cymbals, K ick-ass drums N o holds barred R ipped jeans, O h don't forget the long hair, L yrics, gotta L ove 'it!!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

AMERICAN BAD-A@@

TELL ME, OH TELL ME, WHY I LOVE THESE WORDS SO MUCH!!!! ' HEAVY IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN...I'D LOVE TO BE THE ONE TO DISAPPOINT YOU WHEN I DON'T FALL DOWN...' ---LYRICS FROM LIMP BIZKIT Sign in to see full entry.

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PONDERINGS OF A CURIOUS MIND

what happens if you scare yourself half to death, twice? did you ever see someone smell their fingers after they rub behind their ears? why do people do this? what makes people do this? ever wonder why some people fart a lot and enjoy it? ever see an adult pick their nose while you are driving? it's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

PALMS ARE TOO SWEATY...

Oh. my. God. My hands are shaking like strobie ghosts...my legs are knocking non-stop. My eyes, they keep blinking quicker than a turn-signal.. It's almost my turn. What should I do? Should I run out of the room? Jump out the window? I don't think I can do this. I just can't. My heart is racing. My... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

TAKE A WALK ON THIS SIDE...

W acky I nsane L ife to the extreme, D are to be different! Sign in to see full entry.

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DRINK UP, MY FRIENDS!

Are you bloated? Do you feel tired at many times of the day? Having really bad headaches and just feeling really blah? If you answered yes to all of the above...you are probably thinking a number of things. That you're fat. That you have some sort of disease. That you are depressed. NO!!! Chances... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 13, 2006

hey, he stole the baby's candy!

He's so heavy, He could break a levee, Oh so fat, He killed a big knat... He ate all the cookies, Stole all the baby's nookies, Inhaled all the soup, Just watch his belly droop! Sign in to see full entry.

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LIFE = INFINITE...

Dark clouds loom above, As I think about a lost love, High in the sky, There flys a dove, Could this be a sign, Of a life that is divine... Sign in to see full entry.

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