A Blonde at NASA A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, "We should go to Mars." The redhead said, "We should go to the Moon." The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, February 1, 2008
Thursday, January 31, 2008
A Blonde's Been Robbed A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Some Puns to Enjoy! Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery!!! A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Practice safe eating — always use condiments. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding — A case of wife or death. I used to work in a blanket... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Three Little Piggies One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read. "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, January 21, 2008
POLICE FILES CAUGHT FOR SPEEDING: The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Redneck Etiquette Ears: While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's own truck keys. (NOTE: Keys must also be cleaned regularly, because ear wax buildup can short circuit a starter switch.) Brushing & Flossing Scientists have proven that the use... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
' Letter from a Very Proper Lady '
Letter from a very proper lady' A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to write the word... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, December 3, 2007
What A Dummy These three guys go down to Mexico one night and get drunk and wake up in jail. They found out that they are to be executed for their crimes but none of them can remember what they have done. The first one is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if he has any last words. He says,... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Funny Quotes from Famous People **
Some Funny Quote's.... Oscar Wilde Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. George Bernard Shaw The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Church Announcements Once again, Actual announcements taken from church bulletins: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help. Thursday night-potluck supper. Prayer medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and... Sign in to see full entry.