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Besides the obvious punchline to this joke, which of course is A Newspaper, can you think of any others? I've listed my contributions below. What Black and White and Red/Read All Over? A Penguin Holding His Breath A Panda Bear in a Blender A Nun in a Blender An Embarrassed Skunk Sign in to see full entry.

...that really aren't! I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I? - A Nose - I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I? - Peanut Butter - I assist an erection. Sometimes big... Sign in to see full entry.

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Even if it is what some consider a groaner...it makes me laugh every time I tell it. That usually means, I'm the only one laughing...but here goes... "Doctor, Doctor, help me! I don't know what's wrong, sometimes I feel like a teepee and other times I feel like a wigwam" "Ahhh, it's ok, you're just... Sign in to see full entry.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? <scroll down> You gonna eat that? Sign in to see full entry.

I have an insanely, sick sense of humor and this has always been one of my favorite little stories....I'm sick I tell ya! I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in... Sign in to see full entry.