The Adventures of The Killer LLamas and Their Hag

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

LLamas in Pink Bras??!

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We aren't really in a writing mood today... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 8, 2007

SERIOUS MATTER: No Postcard Yet From Granny Hag

The Hag looks downstairs..... "There's a LLama sitting by the letterbox!"... Sign in to see full entry.

VERY SERIOUS MEMO TO THE HAG. WE MEAN IT.

URGENT MEMO To: The Hag From: THE LLAMAS Date: 8 October 2007 Re: Our... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Is it a bird? Is it an.. etc etc? No! It's a flying self-help CD!

G'day! Ah... memories of Christmas a couple of years ago.. GHag came over... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 5, 2007

The Last of the Famous International LLamas

Good evening. We are feeling a little enraged at the moment. We suppose... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

It's Not Like We *Want* To Go Through The Hag's Underwear Drawer..

G'day! We appeared in a lot of Spanish adverts for a Telecom service. They... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

No nos acaricie - No somos Lindos - Nosotros Spit..grrr

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Our stupid Hag has a friend who has in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

WARNING: Sarcastic Granny Hags Cause LLamas To Become Depressed...

Good evening. We are experiencing some very strange feelings at the moment.... Sign in to see full entry.

Do Come To London, GHag, We Have Much to Say to You... *evil grin*

Good evening. We have a few things on our minds and we feel that it will... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, October 1, 2007

How Could We Resist... the aroma of your LLamafume.. ?

Hey LLadies.... how *you* doin'? It started with a kiss... And then it led... Sign in to see full entry.

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