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SOME YEARS' AGO, A NEIGHBOUR OF MINE DIED IN A MOTORBIKE ACCIDENT. HIS FUNERAL WAS THE BEST ROCK CONCERT I HAD EVER BEEN TO. AND THAT GOT ME THINKING ABOUT DEATH, AND IN PARTICULAR, FUNERALS IN GENERAL. NOW, BEFORE ANYONE LABELS ME AS SICK AND TWISTED, I HAVE EVERY SYMPATHY WITH TRAGIC DEATHS AND... Sign in to see full entry.

MY FRIEND, RICHIE, WAS INCONSOLABLE LAST WEEK. IT SEEMS HIS GIRLFRIEND OF THREE YEARS DUMPED HIM BY TEXT (HOW MODERN). WHAT HAD HE DONE TO DESERVE THIS I THOUGHT - LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP TOO MANY TIMES? FORGET HER BIRTHDAY? PERHAPS HE TOLD HER THAT HER BUM DID INDEED LOOK TOO BIG IN THAT DRESS!... Sign in to see full entry.