https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/ALPHAMALE8192/SOULMATEShourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/ALPHAMALE8192/480828SOME YEARS' AGO, A NEIGHBOUR OF MINE DIED IN A MOTORBIKE ACCIDENT. HIS FUNERAL WAS THE BEST ROCK CONCERT I HAD EVER BEEN TO. AND THAT GOT ME THINKING ABOUT DEATH, AND IN PARTICULAR, FUNERALS IN GENERAL. NOW, BEFORE ANYONE LABELS ME AS SICK AND TWISTED, I HAVE EVERY SYMPATHY WITH TRAGIC DEATHS AND...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/ALPHAMALE8192/470943MY FRIEND, RICHIE, WAS INCONSOLABLE LAST WEEK. IT SEEMS HIS GIRLFRIEND OF THREE YEARS DUMPED HIM BY TEXT (HOW MODERN). WHAT HAD HE DONE TO DESERVE THIS I THOUGHT - LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP TOO MANY TIMES? FORGET HER BIRTHDAY? PERHAPS HE TOLD HER THAT HER BUM DID INDEED LOOK TOO BIG IN THAT DRESS!...