VUCCERIA VENDETTA
Vucceria Vendetta A randy man hugged his fair girl The wife did see them both twirl. She thought it a treat to give him bad meat In loos he soon had to curl. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, February 9, 2017
Sunday, February 5, 2017
THE ZOID LAB
Rays guide a queen to realms of pangs The zero witch mocks; her words bring trance. MEM labs core Deva; iron screws grip steel that forms a Zoid when bones are mashed. As cryo pods numb the souls of grace Mal shrieks and chants to rouse dead fires. The Robo slave fumes; her one eye whirls God's... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
MUZAK WARS
A tall young geek went to town and bought his tea with a frown. The tunes were so horrid His pale face turned florid The mute key blinked on his crown. Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 7, 2016
WHEN MAGIC DESCENDS (PART 2)
In trance I hail a son of light Woe stings my lord; the fire deer quake. Vile, grey men seize his box long prized to drift in time and rouse The Beast. Zel gilds iron horns with ten sky jewels a red beam scalds fair tribes of grace runes blaze on hearts bound fast in coves A wolf pack snarls; it... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, September 14, 2015
OLD BOSSY BOOTS
A very old man loved to boss His poor young niece got so cross. She drank with a slurp and did a loud burp But he could not give a toss. Sign in to see full entry.
WHEN MAGIC DESCENDS
In trance I hail a son of light Woe stings my lord; the fire deer quake. Vile, grey men seize his box long prized to drift in time and rouse The Beast. Zel gilds iron horns with ten sky jewels a red beam scalds fair tribes of grace runes blaze on hearts bound fast in coves A wolf pack snarls; it... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, August 28, 2015
ILLUSIONS OF GRANDEUR
Each year my boss plays a game He walks on ropes to get fame. The ropes were so thin he fell on his chin I laughed aloud all the same. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, August 27, 2015
VANITY, VANITY
A vain young girl with large ears went to the doc with her fears. He pulled out a knife it caused her much strife to find he'd cut off both ears! Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, August 8, 2015
MOANERS BEWARE!
A little girl lived with two crones Each day she sighed at their moans. She sang to her bird it plopped a huge turd right on the heads of those crones. I wrote this Limerick to poke fun at rather annoying individuals who always criticise everything I say. In the end I have to choose my words very... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, August 6, 2015
ELDERS OF THE LIGHT
A ruby lord bows; his gilt cross whirs to guide his realm that dwells in skies. Mares part grey cloud; spires drift on wings Man hails deep trance as domes kiss earth and tribes of power choose hearts for light. The holy sage carves a globe from pines it pours rare salt by work of nymphs who cure... Sign in to see full entry.