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Well, it seems like a topic that engages your readers.
How do you feel about including this degree of gore in everything you write from now on?
posted by
Azur
on May 13, 2012 at 11:04 PM
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What if he has his mouth clamped shut? Are you going to pinch his nose shut?
posted by
TAPS.
on May 13, 2012 at 7:38 PM
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PatB
I say suck 'em out with the shop-vac, much more tidy and dramatical.
posted by
WileyJohn
on May 13, 2012 at 2:42 PM
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How about feeding them to him on the end of the knife. Before dainty
living conditions people ate their Mutton or Rabbit or whatever from their dagger point. Mind you, using a fork one could wind the entrails around them like spaghetti...hmnn but a chunk of Liver would go well off the end of the Knife that sliced it out.
posted by
Kabu
on May 13, 2012 at 2:00 PM
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Fork yes that would be fine in the circumstances just dig a piece of pipe out at a time
posted by
C_C_T
on May 13, 2012 at 10:17 AM
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Did you see "Robin Hood Prince of Theives" a few years back...?
Alan Rickman, as the Sheriff of Nottingham, declares venomously, "I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon!"
Muscles-for-Brains guy: "Why a spoon?"
Sheriff: (in an explaining-the-obvious-to-an-idiot voice) Because it'll hurt more!"
That's what this post brought to the surface. And I think Naut has it... a pitchfork is long, and sharp and unfriendly.
posted by
Ciel
on May 13, 2012 at 7:42 AM
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Umm...that just took care of any breakfast I was planning to eat...
. You are right though - fork is much better.
posted by
adnohr
on May 13, 2012 at 6:46 AM
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Pat
If this were in rural setting, which it probably isn't, 'on a pitchfork' might work well, LOL...
posted by
Nautikos
on May 13, 2012 at 6:00 AM
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