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Ugh, how incredibly nasty!!!!!!!!!
posted by
le_divorcee
on August 30, 2007 at 10:49 AM
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Unfortunately, yes, Ariala ... I'm one of those people who vomit at the "drop of the hat".
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 29, 2007 at 9:17 AM
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What I didn't like, TAPS, was that clearly the clerk knew (or at least suspected) it might be that ... yet chose to pretend otherwise.
I mean, what if I had just absent-mindedly started to lap the "Gatorade" up off the floor?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 29, 2007 at 9:16 AM
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ROFL, Sorry, but that made me laugh, especially your last few words...
Did you really throw up? LOL The pee incident is totally disgusting, but then you throwing up by the elves, etc. was just too funny.
posted by
Ariala
on August 29, 2007 at 9:13 AM
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Mademoiselle
I'll just bet its not the first time that has happened. I sure hope it was a poor little old incontinent person with dementia. The thought of someone with full mental capacities doing it on purpose and leaving it there is a little too much to handle.
posted by
TAPS.
on August 29, 2007 at 9:12 AM
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I'm not prejudiced, either, Factor.
I just tend to dislike people who look, act, or think differently than me.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 29, 2007 at 9:09 AM
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I'm not prejudiced.
Some of my best friends are Republicans.
Heck, my father's a Republican. (My mother, eh, not so much...)
posted by
FactorFiction
on August 29, 2007 at 9:05 AM
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I guess, in some small way, that may have actually been the underlying point of this post, bandana.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 29, 2007 at 9:03 AM
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Factor, most of my family are Republicans, actually.
Not me, though. I'm a Libertarian.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 29, 2007 at 9:02 AM
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I hope someone didn't puke after seeing you puke..
because it would just end up being a vicious cycle of bodily excrement, or something...
posted by
bandanafish
on August 29, 2007 at 9:02 AM
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Eww
And I pity the person who steps in the puke, too.
And you don't even know whose pee it was... could have been a child, or the most revolting neanderthal you can imagine. Maybe even some Republican. Oops, did I type that? My apologies to the human Republicans...
posted by
FactorFiction
on August 29, 2007 at 8:58 AM
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Initially, I was inconsolable beyond all comprehension, Troosha ... however, over time, I've slowly come to grips with the incident (and put the whole sordid affair behind me).
I'm just never, ever going to touch that foot again (for any reason). That's all.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 29, 2007 at 8:24 AM
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Mademoiselle
Not sure if I would have puked but I certainly would have felt as though my foot was an alien and raced home to shower away my disgust. Ick. Maybe it was kid pee (not that that's any better).
posted by
Troosha
on August 29, 2007 at 8:15 AM
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Yeah, it was really rough, Offy.
For a while there, I wasn't sure I was going to make it.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 29, 2007 at 8:07 AM
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OMG you poor thing. I have never heard of someone peeing in the grocery store..YUCK, DOUBLE YUCK!
posted by
Offy
on August 29, 2007 at 5:13 AM
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Seriously now, goodnight.
Btw, I'd be just thrilled if you would remember to check your e-mail some time
this year.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 11:09 PM
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Shush, I'm not!
BUT, if I do seem a bit cranky, well,
thanks to you.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 11:05 PM
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Ooh, someone's getting cranky without her bottle!
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 11:02 PM
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I was only fulfilling your wish - instantly.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 10:58 PM
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Well, that was certainly abrupt, bandana.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:56 PM
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Yes. I should.
Goodnight.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 10:55 PM
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P.S.
Shouldn't you be in bed?
Seeing as you have school tomorrow.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:53 PM
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No, let's ... Ting.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:52 PM
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Let's not go there, Katia.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 10:50 PM
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Like what, bananaslug?
Such as?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:46 PM
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I'm relieved (maybe) to hear that the reason wasn't
something else instead.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 10:40 PM
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One would have been too many, Tattered.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:35 PM
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My blog was still in its formative stages at that point, bandana ...
and thus featured many bizarre and perverse lists.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:34 PM
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mademoiselle
That is not hard to do as there were not many
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 10:31 PM
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Whatever prompted you to write that post (see your own link provided below)
I don't even want to know.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 10:29 PM
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Oh, I never saw that one, Tattered.
As a general rule, I tend to avoid most films featuring Pauly Shore.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:29 PM
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God no, bandana!
My style of painting is far more dignified.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:28 PM
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mademoiselle
LOL......ummmm, no. It is a line from the movie "Encino Man" pertaining to drinking from a slurpee machine
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 10:23 PM
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Noooo, Silly. Of course I don't "wish to volunteer my services"!
I meant, (since you know so much about pee and piss painting), have you ever done one? Because, I really can't handle seeing or hearing people pee. It makes me nervous.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 10:22 PM
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"Wheezing the juice", Tattered?
Is that, like, some sort of a slang term for masturbation?
If so, here's a few more:
http://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/LifeBlog/347629
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:20 PM
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Why? Do you wish to volunteer your services, bandana?
I don't follow your first question?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:17 PM
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mademoiselle
"No wheezing the juice!"
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 10:17 PM
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Overreaction runs in my family, Tattered.
One time, my older brother went completely ballistic (and ultimately had to be committed) simply because the Slurpee machine at 7-Eleven was temporarily out-of-order.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:15 PM
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re: I'm an artist, bandana ... I need to know these sorts of things
Um, [alarmed] meaning...?
Would women volunteers "mess up" the paintings? Or were they not allowed?
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 10:14 PM
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I'm an artist, bandana ... I need to know these sorts of things.
He would have the "volunteers" whizz on a large canvas laying on the floor ... then he would "paint" using a sponge-mop.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:11 PM
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mademoiselle
Whew! A long term solution to a short term problem
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 10:11 PM
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It was possibly a slight exaggeration, Tattered.
Although, on the other hand, who's to say how one might react in such a stressful situation?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:09 PM
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... I cannot believe you actually have an explanation (provided so
readily) for that "morning cup".
I've seen some photos of them. How do they work? They spread paint on a canvas and just pee (and see it "bloom")?
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 10:08 PM
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mademoiselle
The hanging part.
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 10:04 PM
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About which part, Tattered?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:03 PM
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It's because there are more iron oxides in the body in the morning, bandana (giving the urine a more golden glow).
Have you ever seen any of Warhol's "piss paintings"?
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 10:02 PM
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mademoiselle
Surely you jest?
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 9:58 PM
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So were your toes sticky afterwards?
You know, some people drink pee, but usually the first "release" in the morning is considered the most potent. Good that there weren't any such people in the market with you yesterday... it'd be just a bit uncomfortable to watch.
posted by
bandanafish
on August 28, 2007 at 9:57 PM
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If that had been the case, Tattered ... this blog would have never been updated again.
And someone would have discovered my lifeless body hanging in my room.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 9:53 PM
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Why would that make it any better, lustforlove?
I don't care to step in anyone's urine.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 9:51 PM
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mademoiselle
Yes, there is a bright side to it all. At least it was not lumpy and squishy
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 9:50 PM
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madam
did you ever think it was a kid or a diaper that leaked, damn things could of been worse
posted by
Lanetay
on August 28, 2007 at 9:49 PM
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Me neither, Azur.
So, actually, I guess I probably shouldn't have even brought it up.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 9:48 PM
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Actually, Tattered, I've never had a girl, either.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 9:47 PM
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That is traumatic...
Don't want to dwell on it.
posted by
Azur
on August 28, 2007 at 9:45 PM
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mademoiselle
Now that is wrong!! Lol.....infants can't help it. Obviously you have never had a boy?
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 9:40 PM
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It's okay, Tattered ...
I'm over the whole disturbing incident now.
P.S. Personally, if a baby of mine ever peed on me ... I'd immediately put him up for adoption.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 9:37 PM
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mademoiselle
My apologies dear lady for making light of your situation. I see now that there is a difference. Kind of like getting peed on by an infant, it is okay because it is your infant. Anyone elses would be nasty
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 9:33 PM
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Absolutely, Tattered.
Because, for one thing, I already have a cat who pees on me all the time.
However, the notion of my foot soaking in human urine so disgusted me that I pretty much spent the entire afternoon/early evening under my bed in the fetal position.
posted by
Mademoiselle
on August 28, 2007 at 9:25 PM
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mademoiselle
I would be pissed off too *pun intended* Sorry to make fun, but I have to ask, would it have made you feel better to know that it was an animal, of the four legged variety?
posted by
Tattered_Knight
on August 28, 2007 at 9:20 PM
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