Top Ten Most Creative Euphemisms for "Milking One's Lizard"
I think the title's pretty much "self-explanatory", so (without further ado) on to the list we go: 10. Playing a little five-on-one. 9. Hand-to-gland combat resulting in dishonorable discharge. 8. Spreading the mayo. 7. Performing a puppet show in your pants. 6. Saying "hello" to your little friend.... Sign in to see full entry.