~You give me the line ~*~ I'll give you the rhyme~

and I do hope to have squeezed somthing out of the line by tomorrow... but please, people.... submit some more lines....:( Sign in to see full entry.

The grass is always greener where the dogs are shitting Grass is always greener atop the septic tank The grass is also, for some odd reason, Always greener than where you’re standing Why do people need to wander so Is it an ancient instinct of Nomadic life To move on from place to place Never having... Sign in to see full entry.

lol If some of you silly peoples don't start giving me lines I'm gonna hunt all of you down and throw you into a barrel full of water and go People-BOBBING! bwahahahahahahah Lol *whines... sniffels * chokes back her tears... * I don't wanna have to kill the blog. So please... give me a line or two... Sign in to see full entry.

LOL... I could go on forever with kim's lines (my best friend if you don't follow my other blogs...) But I do enjoy intereacting with my fellow bloggers. So please submit to me your own one or 4 liner.. and I'll see what I can do to make some poetry out of it! Sign in to see full entry.

War is more than a video game My brother explains to me But not better than Friends I scratch my head thinking So we watch about the war Until Friends comes on at 8 And then when the show is over Play video games until we go to sleep Wait, oops War is more important Than video games... I hope it’s... Sign in to see full entry.

The morning light began to show In the hinterland came my aggressor The light-pink sky was now aglow And the sun shone over mine oppressor His outcast shadow was of staggering size His shoulders broad as the day was new A semblance of fear came over mine eyes There was nothing I could do The farm’s... Sign in to see full entry.

Victory was near but the power of the ring could not be undone I shall get her in the sack! I SHALL take a virgin to my bed But I’m not so sure a wedding is what I want... Oh well, I guess a divorce unquestionably lays ahead I thought these things at first... But now all has gone astray Would not it... Sign in to see full entry.

There we were huddled in a tent, darker out than in Our love fills our little canopy with the brightness of the sun Outside the nighttime creatures skitter about in the dark Yet we heed nothing but the beating of our hearts It’s as if we’ve grown younger in these stark deserted woods Finally taking... Sign in to see full entry.

Pudding keeps popping into my head I’m craving so bad I’m losing my mind I’ve been lying here in my cozy bed Drooling with hunger all night I saw a commercial today One of the ones with Bill Cosby The spoon was covered with chocolate heaven dote It looked so fiercely yummy My mind just won’t drift... Sign in to see full entry.

Cable, DSL, it's all the same All are incessantly lame They all boot you off of your conversations Or interrupt the games your playing It still takes forever to download music Because pop ups keep popping and making you manic All I want in my life is a T1 line To calm my disturbed little mind... Sign in to see full entry.