~You give me the line ~*~ I'll give you the rhyme~ for Wednesday, December 17, 2003

King Chimpalot ruled our glorious kingdom For 50 years the animals lived in peace Then one day he died from a kidney stone As kidney stones may be fatal to elderly chimps Sadness spread throughout the land While the cruel rejoiced and ate their fill Famine took over, lost was the balance That is... Sign in to see full entry.

I had a friend who delivered supplies to a nuthouse All the way across town Every time he entered the building, there sat an old man With an ever present frown Every time someone walked by The poor old man would repeat these words "If I knew it was your parrot, I would have bought it a carnation!"... Sign in to see full entry.

Jenna heard a sudden crash And ran down to see what it was Fluffy was sitting upon the shelf Jenna’s crystal vase on the floor below Jenna looked at Fluffy angrily She looked back with a look that said ‘ Don't Look at Me - It was the Dog ’ Jenna looked for Scruffy He was curled up on the couch "Now... Sign in to see full entry.