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Tuesday, January 4, 2011

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The people who steal IPhones know they can just slip another card in there. The jerks who always seem to believe they are entitled to free stuff get fatter. And the drivers that give you the bird just because they are in a big rush. To all you three I wave my wand and proclaim "You all must live... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

short story in progress

"S puttering electrical activity" A Short story by Caroline Gerardo copyright © c.g.barbeau 2009 all rights reserved The leftover sparks after the violent exposion. The odor of sulfer is no mere inconsequential background noise compared with the main cell-to-cell interactions underlying thought and... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 2, 2005

Spider Bite Heals after five week recovery

I was hiking in Carmel Valley and never felt a thing. When we stopped my calf was twice it's normal size.In and hour went running up the thigh and soon my hips were on fire. After taking Benadryl and insisting I was fine, the boyfriend dragged me to the emergency room. I apologized to the trauma... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, August 1, 2005

Website for ten most wanted

I would so love to make the time to put a website up for my own personal ten most wanted. 1. My ex the abusive support dodger 2. My editor who wants me to slate in gratuitous sex 3. Ben Ladin i'll just mapquest his location you can go and collect the dough 4.all terrorists planning attacks - photos... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 3, 2005

Dorothy was a Knight of the Round Table

Had a dream last night about houses flying in tornadoes. It is no wonder in my awakened mind as to why such an image brought the night sweats like a flow of lava. Ever have that point in your dream state where you know you are dreaming but you decide to change the dream and take the wheel as it... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, April 1, 2005

Wierd story not for the weak of stomach.

Andrew was demoted here from another position high up on the tree of bureaucracy. I have heard a few haunting stories about how he was as a boss. Wierd how you can work next to someone and never understand them. The company moved Andrew and his family into a house that had been an REO ( real estate... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

"Parting is such Sweet Sorrow"

Remember OOKARANA? I recall back in October I took this medium so seriously, I found myself holding the flag up on the mountain for RachelAnna. I started here as a means to get my writing unclogged and loosen up the style that I clung to (of formal picky nitty correctness). Now I find myself... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Revenge on the Sand Dabs

Made sand dabs on Monday. I had the reminder why I never cook fish in the house- only on the grill outside. The smell permeates. They were delicious but I have an over sensitive olfactory system. After ample scrubbing I begin. Cut down a basketful of rosemary, peppermint, and french lavender. Throw... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Does anyone remember Maxwell Smart's shoephone? We all thought that was such a silly idea. So what inventions are they working on next that we might think outlandish? Freezing human clones in case of death of loved one, replace the person and never have a funeral? Teleporter that can reconsitute my... Sign in to see full entry.

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