Masturbation Is Un-natural

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Friday, March 9, 2007

Let ur fingers do the walking.

Thats right. U heard it. Let ur fingers do the walking, and ur voices do no talking. U silently let out a gasp, or a heartfelt moan. Of course in order to do this, lead ur fingers down to the nitty gritty soft and witty "pleasure palace". Mine of course, is a wonderland, and Im sure that urs can be... Sign in to see full entry.

The female orgasm

Theres one thing that all women can definately agree on when it comes to the female orgasm. If u can seduce their brains, chances are their bodies will follow. And, believe me... an orgasmic woman is a happy woman. If u guys can keep her sexually satisfied, shes gonna want more sex, which of course... Sign in to see full entry.

Mastur-Tips

Hey all!! Heres just a few tips on how to masturbate with success. All u need is one free hand, and if u wanna get a lil kinky, grab a few farm (no not animals), veggies, and with that, ur well on ur way to having a great orgasmic experience. U can use any veggie u like. Hell, even some fruits too,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Did u know?

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Did u know?

Hey all..... Thought u might wanna know this, or well, at least its interesting. Oh ya, am not drunk now, lolz!! Anyway, did u know that the crabs (pubic lice) came from gorillas? Thats right. No, humans didnt have sex with them, just back in caveman days, humans slept on the same stuff as the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Damn Feeeeeelz good

Kk ALLZ............ damn hiccups now.............. thats a bunha chittola!!!!!;lolz...... anyhowz, am pretty drunk right now, and an definatelt feeling no pain! Does this amke me an alky? Who knows........... who cares.......... least im not missing work, not losing money, not losing friends, not... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 5, 2007

I'm a man-eater!

Just like the song says!! Thats all about moi! Uno 1. Justa alla bouta mea. (thats me trying to speak spanish, thats as good as ur gonna get all, lolz). I ve a question for ya tho. And dont hold back either. Honesty is the best. I get called a purvert alot. From friends, family, and my b/f. I joke... Sign in to see full entry.

Feel the heat?

Wow, its hot in here!!!! Oh me o my o. Maybe its those hot flashes... But prob not. Thinks Im too young to have that happen to me now. At least I hope so anyways. Anyway, the feel the heat? subject is because if u do feel the heat inbetwwn ur thighs, its a direct intention to do 1 of 2 things. They... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Smelly Vagina?

Could be the signs of yup, u got it,,,,, a yeast infection. Yes, it can be spread to ur partner. I t can also be signs of a more serious nature. Like, I hate to say it........... but.................................... a STD. Sorry girls, but get it checked out if u have SPA. (Smelly pussy?... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 26, 2007

GIMME UR OPINION, pls

Okees......... heres the situation. U find out that the love of ur life has cheated on u. U have spent the last 15 years together. He has now contracted the HIV virus, but ur test results have come back negative. What would U do? A- Leave the S.O.B B- Hire a hitman, or killem urself. C-Stick with... Sign in to see full entry.

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