Masturbation Is Un-natural

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Monday, March 19, 2007

Who Needs A Hug?

Thats a question that I think we all need answered on a day to day basis. Well, at least Im asked that 5 days a week, sometimes 7. Hugs are great. They can be used for different things. Like coforting someone. Or, just to be able to cop a feel from the opposite sex (same sex in some cases), or also,... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Enter The Penis, (oooops, I meant dragon)

So what.... I made a mistake. Mind in the gutter. But, hey..... penises DO have names. Some are probably called dragons.... or snakes. In some cases, maybe worms if thy are little and slim. Me, I like fattys, lol. But hey, to each his/ her own. Maybe some of u guys have been called "little one", or... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Think Ill be Bold

Yup, just like the chip, am gonna be bold. Aww, scroo it,,,,,,,, Am feeling all 3 tonite! Bold, spicy, and sweet. What part u want first? Hell, lets be bold......................... He wants it bad, u want it bad, so dont hold back, and be a loser........ give in, for Gods sake! Now for the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Dance Moves To Drive Him Wild!!

Make ur guy go gaga googoo. Its not just about what u do in bed, its also about teasing ur guy too, and this is something that every girl should know, and ur guy will thank you for showering him with all this attention! These are really sexy steps that work on every guy... every time. The Grinding... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Shed some light on the subject.

Thats right! Shed some light. The lighting can sometimes be very critical when creating the mood. Not just any lighting will do, u know. Candles, are sometimes sexy, yet romantic, but u wanna be careful. Sometimes u can get to wrapped up in the heat of the moment, and may accidentally cause a fire... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Are u sexually stimulating or just plain boring?

Put it this way, if ur not open to new ideas, fantasies, or role-playing.... u already know the answer. If u dont know, well then let me be the first to spell it out for u. B-O-R-I-N-G!! You know it, and you should change that. I mean like, c'mon..who the hell wants to have sex with a boring,... Sign in to see full entry.

My attempt at sexual poetry..... sryz!!

Hot and wet Yet u smiled. Ur mind set On driving me wild. U dropped ur pants To the floor Heard my rants Begged for more. I made u scream I made u cum Hard as it seems Im next to none. I want it hard I want it fast No holds barred O ur love will last. There ya go!! My poetry attempt. Whaddya think?... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Call me Wilma cuz I can make ur Bedrock!!

Yup, u betcha!! If ur happy and ya know it slap ur cans!! Also, if u wanna make ur bed rock, stop being all "prissy", and being all like " well, I dunno, Im too lady-like". That goes for u guys too! To make ur bed rock, and ur sex life too, instead of setting limits in the bedroom, set NO limits in... Sign in to see full entry.

Pogo Lick Like A Candy Stick

Here we go again!! Lolz. Yes, u all can do this. For those of u, male or female, (or both) *wink*, that do not know how to perform orally, this is mandatory for u to know. Girls- Pretend that ur eating an ice-cream. Start at the top, lick the sides, swirl ur tongue around. Dont forget, every now and... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Have her go *dwnunder* without seeming pushy.

Thats right. U can. If u want her to perform more oral sensations on u, u have got to try this. Just one day, outta the blue, tell her that what u have in ur pants is the hammer. Or better yet, say its the almighty Thor. Then throw in something like.. those who are deemed worthy may hold it. Then... Sign in to see full entry.

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