Masturbation Is Un-natural

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Hey Hey Hey,,,,,,,

Ya, Am pretty pissed now, and on my way to bed!!!!!! Nope, Daves not lucky, cuz nuthings gonna happen! Long story short.... (thk God for spelling)... if ur driunk, go to bed alone. if ya cant, ur scrooed............ literally. Wear pants, w/e, cover ur asss.......... Im wearing a sheet!!!! Not... Sign in to see full entry.

Hi everyone...... Sorry I Missed ya

Hey hey hey........... I had fun!! (not really)...... Sorry I didnt write in a bit, but get this shit man...... OMG!!! Anyways, Dave was saying to me (u know who he is, b/f) oh hey tam, we never spend time together anymore!! (WAHHHHHHH WAHHHH ) Anyways, hes all like..... lets go to a hotel for a cpl... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Pplz piss me off........

Today is my friends prom. Congrats Annette!!!!!! Neddy, lolz!!!! Anyways, her b/f makes me mad. Sry bloggers, but Im gonna vent tonite!! Whenever she talks to him, they fight. When he talks to her, they fight. Ask them to break up, we fight. Anyway, she looked beautiful tonite, and he says her shoes... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Some good advice to my fellow bloggers!!

Ok, heres a few tips that I was always taught, and I just wanted to share some of them with u guys, and gals!! Ok, first of all, when a guy says "no" to sex, hes gay. (j/k). It just means that hes not in the mood. When a grrl says no... shes just a bag. (j/k) again. It really means that she needs a... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

If she lives too far.............

Seduce her with ur words................ Teller shes hot, shes beautiful, sexy, warm, delicious, yummy enough to eat........... to swallow.......... she is everything......... ur breath, ur soul, ur mind.... she is ur food, ur water......... ur mind. She is what makes you..you. She is ur heart. Ur... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Did u know?.........

At one point or another, sex can and will become addictive? Yeah, its true. Put it this way,...sex is like smoking. The first time sucks, but the more u have the better it is!!! (wink)!! Kidding abt the addiction part tho, lol!! Heres a cpl ideas tho, for the guys this time. Most of the things I... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Love Life

Ya ya..... I said it. Lovelife. Well, actually, lately because of me working so much, that sorta plunged. U know, took a dive. Thank goodness for man made battery operated merchandise!! I used prob a dozen or so batteries already, lolz!! But no worries, have been making up for lost time lately, so... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Wow... thx for the welcome!! I feel special!!!

..... Now, for old times sake..... lets make ur partner feel special too!! First, take a big pail, or one of those big ass ice cream buckets and put it around ur partners neck. That will be their drool bucket. Now, get them to talk with a lithp.... sorry... **lisp**. There u have it..... they should... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Hey Hey Hey,,,,,,,

I am BAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!! U lucky lucky buggers u.... hahahahahha!! Actually what happened was, I was getting wayyyy to much work, and I requested to go down to only 3 days a week. I cant handle 6. (thats days guys, not inches)..... lolz.... so there!! Anyways, did ya miss me?..... I know I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Bye All!

Just a quick line to thank everyone on Blogit for reading my strange, but exciting articles these past few weeks, but as of April 2nd, I will be leaving blogit. No crying allowed, lolz! I dont want any hurrays, either! (wink). Its just that I am working so much now, that Ive not really had time to... Sign in to see full entry.

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