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Friday, March 24, 2006

Boating with Betty

The inflatable raft glided silently out to the middle of the moonlit lake, with a minimum of paddling. Betty had that smirk of anticipation on her face declaring her intentions. She took a short draw from the bottle of brandy, and motioned me to "come to momma". I snuggled close and pulled the beach... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, March 17, 2006

copywrite ideas

" A million bucks fragrances and clothing" He/ She smells like a million bucks. He/she looks like a million bucks. " Cat's Meow clothing and fragrances" " The real thing fragrances and fashions" " Bold Article clothing and fragrances" Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 4, 2006

small town girls, big city loving

With trout supper ingested and the wine shared and enjoyed it was time for cleanup. Ed decided it was time for giggly kathy and him to take a walk, no big deal, me a buxom betty will take care of everything. We put a pot of water on the campfire, I put a CD of Johnny Mathis in Ed's player, and sat... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

pickin cotton, something to do Pickin welfare, nothin to do

Cheap labor ain't cheap since if you want the crop planted, kept weed free and bug free, ya gots ta feed the help and keep thems happy. Who would want to work outdoors all day when they could sit at home and watch Jerry Springer and other mindless trash? Most of the people doing farm labor today are... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

What is and where is afterlife.

I keep hearing about this thing called afterlife, and it just gets me thinking. Someone said, " go back to the beginning of the Book" so I did. Back at the beginning I see that God said to the first man and woman, "all things here in the garden you may have, but as for this one tree(thing) you may... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

Dining with the Rangers

We had an evenings worth of firewood gathered and stacked nicely, the tent contents organized, clutter hidden in the fishmobile's trunk, pots and pans clean and ready for anything. The rangers arrived in an old chevy station wagon, no fish decals. Betty had on a pair of curve complementary wrangler... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 8, 2006

one more day with Ed

With all the bear excitement now over,Ed needed to chill, bigtime. I thought about letting him take the canoe back, but was afraid he'd wind up in the lake again, or worse,get attacked by a sunfish or something smaller. I dug deep into my backpack and found the solution, a big fat pungent joint.... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 2, 2006

Trip to Costco

The day was slightly sunny, which means mostly grey, a little chilly, which means snappy, see your breath,cold, the prerequesite for southwestern ontario,a great day to take a long walk. The local costco store is about a mile and ahalf from my humble domicile. Yea it was tough to push myself away... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Warning!!! Bears in camp area!!

We got back to the campsite both wet, Ed from not being able to control his bladder, me from Eds improper paddling. Every time he lifted his paddle I got to taste the lake. I must teach him the j- stroke,but that might take forever or longer. First,he must learn,no pissy in pantsy, and do not stand... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Ed- pneumonia Older brother-fish for dinner

Ed was drenched and not very happy that he could not get back in the canoe. The lake water was spring melt cold, and it was a good thing that Ed had kept his personal floatation device on, we had argued about it, and I had won." Get me the bleep out of here," Ed pleaded, as his lips started turning... Sign in to see full entry.

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