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Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Haiku'd you?

My desk is a mess Half finished projects abound. Just how I like it! Mounds of fresh laundry Lie piled in the laundry room. Easy to find stuff! When I'm watching weight My mate eats my healthy stuff On TOP of his crap! Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Tangled Undergrowth!

I'm trying to trace my family tree, It's proving quite difficult to be. I have dates and names, But it's like a game, To untangle who begat whom correctly. The time-honored habit of using, The same Christian names is amusing, Until birth and death dates, Get mixed up, and mates Seem to marry their... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Haiku'd you?

Spring brings out black snow. Filthy slush at roadside lies. Pale white folks appear. Everything I eat, Reminds me I must eat less. Or exercise more. I have been assigned To map out our fam'ly tree. Hmmm. Where are the shears? Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

About my " Glass houses " post.(Yesterday)

You know, I'm very much ashamed That those poor women I have blamed. I'm every bit as bad, it's true, Because I called them down, to you. I know eavesdropping is so rude, They say you'll not hear something good, If you decide to listen in. And to repeat it is a sin. So crow for supper I will eat,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Glass Houses--- Stones---

Ladies-- PLEASE! At the Coffee Shop today, I tried to keep my smirk at bay, As I heard old ladies grumble About a man, so meek and humble Who’d just come in to get a bite Which is his God given right! “He boldly comes in here each day. What a way to waste his pay. He was here last night at nine,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Ghostly Mostly. Part 6. tragedy #2 in the ole' childhood home.

Part 6. The second tragedy which affected my childhood home. The next dreadful story My Dad whispered low Started off well enough With a newlywed glow. A young couple moved in In Nineteen Eleven And felt they had purchased Their own private heaven. They’d happily moved in, But soon they were... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Another clean limerick ( Sorry!)

It makes me so MAD that my dishes Multiply like the "Loaves and the Fishes." I've tried incanting spells Boiled newts, rattled shells. But nothing has come of my wishes! Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 27, 2009

My dog Has a Fear of my Grooming--

( Clean limericks are known to be boring-- but--oh well!) My dog has a fear of my grooming And this has resulted in dooming Those leaving my flat To emerge with a matte At which they are slapping whilst fuming! Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Haiku'd You?

The store has a sale. I need all kinds of items. Sharp elbows win out. Sign in to see full entry.

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As Spring approaches Nature prepares to expand. But I must shrink down. Sign in to see full entry.

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