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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Good golf joke!

Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish People for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years, Ariel Sharon, the Prime Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders or their... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

John Rocker was RIGHT!!

I watched in amazement as this Asian woman attempted to park her very large SUV recently. The lady tried to get into a spot that was obviously much too small for her big vehicle to fit in. After giving up on this parking attempt she rode to the next row of spaces and tried again to get into a spot.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 16, 2007

Did You Ever Think Of Walking?

I was sitting in my favorite watering hole. It was a Friday afternoon. The weather was terrible. There was lightning, thunder and rain all around the area. The bar was mostly empty. I had been sitting for a bit when I noticed a very attractive young lady sitting across from me. Most of the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

“Seventy-five Cents”

Many years ago all the men folk in my family took a trip to Baton Rouge to see an LSU track meet. This was always a big event for us young ones. The whole male clan got a chance to bond. We also got a chance to see some first class track and field. During the course of this outing my uncle and I... Sign in to see full entry.

Told Him No To Go Out “Catting”

I had not seen my best outside boy, Mr. Whiskers, since early the previous morning. He had left that Saturday morning and was just returning the next day around noon. I spotted him coming down the street. He looked in pretty bad shape. Mr. Whiskers is my outside cat. He’s a male and he’s bad. Well,... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Don’t Look Now, But....

The town we lived in while residing in Louisiana was a very old hamlet. Most of the houses in our neighborhood were built in the early to mid-1800’s. The whole area was an historical district with most of the houses being on the National Register of Historic Places, including ours. It was a great... Sign in to see full entry.

My Dad; The Grits King

In the end he might be best known for his grits. Of course, we all know what grits are. They are finely ground, hulled corn that are boiled with water, mainly in the southern United States. It’s a delectable delight. And my Dad might be more famous for his grits than any other thing he has done in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Rays’ Grocery

Back when I was very young, a teenager, my buddies and I loved to play pool and drink a little beer. We were not old enough to drink at the time. In our hometown, Mr. Joe, at the bar would let us in the back to play pool. He would not let us drink though. We did not have to worry about that though.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, July 9, 2007

The Nursing Home Visit

We have always brought our dogs to nursing homes to let them visit. The folks in those homes yearn for visitors of all kinds. Most respond with a hearty welcome when a dog comes to visit. We have two black Labs that we bring on a regular basis to these homes. A Lab is ready-made for this type of... Sign in to see full entry.

Brazilian Monster; Not!

He's very large and smells really bad. The Brazilian's say they have a monster in the Amazon forest. It's a lot of folklore, but several people say they have seen it. I think there is a much better explanation that everyone is forgetting about. I will jog some memories. Think back to 1978. It's the... Sign in to see full entry.

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