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Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Desecration!

This happened while I was in college. I was going to class in the Life Sciences building. The building was eight stories tall and I had a class on the top floor. I walked up to the elevator. As I walked up the door opened and I jumped on. Several people were behind me and I held the door for them.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Have You Ever Pulled Your Eye?

Come on now; fess up. You have pulled muscles in your leg and arm. Remember that time you did something weird to your neck. You ladies might relate to that one more. You pulled your back several times. You will admit to all of that. But have you ever pulled your eye? I know I have. I am not scared... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Guys With Ear Problems.............Including Vincent

My brother-in-law has an earache. I imagine he does. His sister, who is my wife, and his daughter order him around all the time. I don’t like the guy, but they do him wrong a lot of times. So I can see why his ear hurts. When a guys ear hurts it’s generally because of some woman giving him grief.... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 16, 2007

He Just Kind Of Wandered In........

I grew up poor in rural Louisiana. In the country there was not a lot of excitement, but a lot of hard work. There was also 4-H. In the country you just had to be in 4-H. City folk were too cool for a program like that. They had CYO and other programs. None involved animals. I had my sights set on... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Big Man Charlie Does Not Like Brother-In-Law

Charlie is my big-man, male, Laboratory Retrieving dog. He’s about 90 pounds of real dog. He’s about as docile as an animal can get. Well, except, for when my brother-in-law is too close to him. Brother-in-law has been living with us for a bit now. I guess Charlie can sense the wife and I are... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

It Was All Relative To The Cost Of Beer!

A long time ago I was sitting in Calculus class. The instructor handed us a test back and I had made a fair grade. I was confused about question #10 on the test. So I asked the teacher about the question. The conversation went something like this: Me: Where did question #10 come from? Instructor:... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

He Looked Like An “Inmate”!

My survey crew was working along a road running elevations for a flood study. Every now and then we had to stop and check in at a survey mark to see if our work was good. These marks were set in places that were out of the way and usually not in residential areas if at all possible. We made our way... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

A Fast Cop!

I used to own a barroom way back. I had a friend of mine told me this story and a cop also told me. So you would have to think it was true. I think over the years I may have heard it again or maybe that was the only time I heard it. I will relate the story to all. My buddy was drinking in my bar. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

That’s Some Bull!

A long time ago my Mom and Dad took my brother and I to the livestock show at LSU. I must have been about 10 and my brother, 9. We were enjoying all the festivities when we came up to an exhibit about the life cycle of a bull. We decided to check it out. The first bull was very young. He was just a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 2, 2007

If You’re Late For Work, Pay...................Homage!

Some people are never late for work. That’s me. I am always early. If I am not at work by 8 am you can send the cops to look for me. Something is bad wrong. This blog is not for you. Some people are late for work every now and then. That flat tire made you late. Or maybe you just woke up late. This... Sign in to see full entry.

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