Why discretion is the better part of valor on beach vacations.
I won't swim in ocean or sea In which thingies bigger than me Swim about within easy sight Giving me such a great big fright. A cowardly swimmer I may be, But no big ol' shark's gonna eat me! I haven't enjoyed a beach vacation in years. In fact, I haven't even been to a beach since '03. But the... Sign in to see full entry.