Do you know my "friend", Ellen?: Goodness Gracious...

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Friday, December 7, 2018

Goodness Gracious...

Me: Son what are you doing! Son: Playing soccer! Me: In the living room? Son: Uh...Yea?! Me: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire! SON STOPS WHAT HE'S DOING Son: OMG! WAS GRANDPA* OK? Me: What are you talking about? Son: You said Grandpa* caught fire! Me: Laughing so hard, my son cannot understand... Sign in to see full entry.

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Ok, so my kids laugh at me A LOT. My 10 year old once said, "Mom, you could make a couple thousand dollars off that one, you crack me up!" So every once in a while I write to my friend, "Ellen". (NO WAY DO I KNOW HER IT IS FICTION/PRETEND) I pretend she is a real friend whom actually responds to me. Although, I am actually writing to a famous comedian that has never returned any correnspondence to date. So here are a few letters that I sent and a few that I didn't send to my pretend friend named Ellen. Thanks

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