https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/Ok, so my kids laugh at me A LOT. My 10 year old once said, "Mom, you could make a couple thousand dollars off that one, you crack me up!" So every once in a while I write to my friend, "Ellen". (NO WAY DO I KNOW HER IT IS FICTION/PRETEND) I pretend she is a real friend whom actually responds to me. Although, I am actually writing to a famous comedian that has never returned any correnspondence to date. So here are a few letters that I sent and a few that I didn't send to my pretend friend named Ellen. Thankshourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/926266Well I haven't been able to talk to EM since she stopped by. That's ok though. I am so glad I saw her. Ellen, I asked him to leave many times this week and he won't go. I don't know what to do anymore. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I hurt everywhere. I don't know how much more I can take......https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/926140She is great, I sit here with a great BIG SMILE! I hope to see her again soon! I love you EM! Thank you for coming! C U Soon!https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/926116OH My! She called me over the weekend. EM called me! I haven't heard from her in in well over a year. I mean she hasn't been the one to contact me. And now she is on her way here! I cannot believe it Ellen! EM is on her way here! To see ME! When she called me the other day and I asked her what is...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/926102This is it, I can't do this anymore. I told him everything, every detail. Here it is years later and I still don't have all the details and the little I think I know is BS! Ellen I don't know what to do anymore! I can't keep smiling right now, this is getting serious! Changes need to be made!...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/925291Where oh where are my smiles... I haven't laughed in so long... what does it feel like... look like? does it have a sound? does it feel good? how does it taste? can you see it? can I touch it? ahhh if I only had a laugh...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/924988It was so awesome. I wasn't able to watch it all in one sitting like I wanted to. I didn't get your favorite joke about the ladders and stuff. I am still trying to figure that one out. It was so inspiring though. Then I read about this NBA star and how he was encouraged by an "adopted" family....https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/924676You always make me laugh... I don't watch your show like I used to. I know your ratings have dropped because of it. I'm sorry I will do better. How are things going? I hear things are pretty busy for you lately. Same ole' stuff here. Well just wanted to say hey. TTYL.https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/924572We need to get together with Em. I wanna see how she's doing. Have you talked with her? How are the kids? I bet they are getting so big! Well you tell her we all said hey, now! LOVE HER!https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/924535I know we don't see each other much, but I could use a good lunch date with a good friend right about now. Know any good places around here? LOLhttps://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/myfirstry/924305Me: Son what are you doing! Son: Playing soccer! Me: In the living room? Son: Uh...Yea?! Me: Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire! SON STOPS WHAT HE'S DOING Son: OMG! WAS GRANDPA* OK? Me: What are you talking about? Son: You said Grandpa* caught fire! Me: Laughing so hard, my son cannot...