Now, you old school readers of mine might realize this very basic truth about me. While I don't always have a boy friend, I do always have a boy around. This is because boys are fun, have penis' and I trust them a hell of a lot more than I trust girls. Also, their idea of a fun time is much more in line with my idea of a good time. Take for instance my first date with a boy last weekend, we'll call him Ian. If I've written about other Ians (I have a hard time remembering all the pseudonyms I use... Sign in to see full entry.