Humorscope for June 17
Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today you will use the phrase "hep-cat daddy-o" one too many times, and your friends will tie you to a chair, and gag you. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will pass a sign that says "invorp" today. Fortunately, you will remember enough Dutch to know that it means "put your... Sign in to see full entry.