Humorscope for Aug 31
Aries (March 21 - April 19) Good day to buy a stereo microscope, and examine that stuff under your toenail. Well, as good a day as any. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Beware of partaking in Zoroastrian rituals, today. Particularly if you're not entirely certain what's involved. Gemini (May 21 - June 20)... Sign in to see full entry.