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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

New Rules

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids:.... lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 7, 2004

I've had enough

I've had enough This is something I feel very strongly about... I know that some of you won't agree with me and some of you will... But it's my opinion and I don't care... I don't say this just from the hip but after exhaustive research. These views I've held for a long time and consider them to be... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 5, 2004

Drinks and Personalities

New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a person's personality based on their drink of choice. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. Alcohol and the Female Personality: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth. Your Approach:... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 22, 2004

blonde jokes 2

IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 17, 2004

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? ........................

1.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? 4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy... Sign in to see full entry.

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