collection of jokes

Chicken magnate Frank Perdue's line, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken," sounds much more interesting in Spanish: "It takes a sexually stimulated man to make a chicken affectionate." The American Dairy Association was so successful with its "Got Milk?" campaign, that it was decided to... Sign in to see full entry.

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GEORGE W BUSH - We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information. The chicken did not cross the road. This is a... Sign in to see full entry.

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from New York. He bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took... Sign in to see full entry.

THE WONDERFUL MAN: IDEAL vs. REAL IDEAL REAL (what you want) (what you're lucky to get) -intellectual -reads "interesting articles" in "Playboy" -artistic -often wears matching socks -considerate -splatters just a bit; only leaves the seat up 50% of the time -interested in your mind -sometimes looks... Sign in to see full entry.