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Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Things thought of but I have no idea why. If you think about it long enough you realize that Picasso probably could talk out of the other side of his face. Consider: A banana walks into a bar. The bartender says “why the long face?” The banana replies, “no, you’ve got me confused with the horse.” “Oh yeah” the bartender quips, “unless you are a horse of a different color.” The banana eyes the bartender up and down then striking a sexy pose asks, “don’t you find me appealing?” The bartender,... Sign in to see full entry.

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