Warped thoughts: Adventures in colonoscopy

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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Adventures in colonoscopy

Clean that bowel and smile for photo endoscopy. Yes, I am among those who, every five years, whether we like it or not, (and believe me I don’t) have to endure that medical procedure known as the colonoscopy. It’s where they stick a camera mounted on a flexible shaft the size of the Alaska pipeline up your nether region and have look see. Note: I am going to take some Ritz with me just in case, you know, Polyp want a cracker. The worst part is that one must cleanse one’s colon. I wonder, do you... Sign in to see full entry.

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