Warped thoughts: Toilet Paper recall.

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Friday, May 14, 2004

Toilet Paper recall.

I think all toilet paper companies should be forced to recall their crappy products! All the focus is on making them ever softer which ultimately leads to a product extremely prone to (this is rather adult in nature) “poke through.” Yes, that disgusting event that leads to a thorough scrubbing under one’s finger nails. What we need is paper that is “steel belted” or equipped with some similar re-enforcement. What it forces one to do is use huge amounts of paper folded over several times. More... Sign in to see full entry.

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