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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Gotta Love 'em

Divorce pending, broken-hearted and depressed, I would have rather slept through Valentine's Day this year. I pretty much figured the day would come and go without a dinner, flowers, jewelry.... sex. Nonetheless, I awoke the morning of Valentine's Day to hear whispering. As my vision cleared, I saw... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Facebook Status Updates

I started the day by locking myself out of the house wearing only a bathrobe, towel on head and one house shoe. I made it through the day without flashing the neighbors and am now listening to Hey Jude. Today, while standing on the edge of the tub to see if my shoes looked good with my skirt, I fell... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Interoffice Emails

I work at a trade school and one of our training areas is Culinary Arts. The following email came through from the Culinary Arts instructor: We seem to have some wandering bus tubs (the bus tubs are black or grey) and service carts. If you have either one of these items in your areas, please return... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Going Back to School

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Monday, September 8, 2008

Going Back to School

I stood outside the door gasping for breath, hoping no one inside the room could hear me. “If they don’t hear me nor see me, if I never walk in, then I will not exist to them and I can walk away right now and forget this foolish idea,” my mind raced with anxiety and contemplation. But I couldn’t do... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Traffic Ticket

Today wasn't a good day. As I drove frantically to counseling, my estranged husband called to ask my opinion on something. “Where have I always wanted to go?” He asked as if a child on (geez I hate to use this comparison, but… I must) Christmas morning. “The sand dunes in California,” I answered.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008


I was recently reminded of my womanizing Uncle Alfred (deceased now). He was married to my Aunt Ruby and ran around on her from the get go. Aunt Ruby had had it with his running around, but couldn't get him to stop. Al had a blow up doll named Cherry, so one day Ruby decided that she may not be able... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 12, 2008

The Dollar General

My kids and I were getting ready for our garage sale. I told the boys to gather up what toys they wanted to sale, and we would put the money towards a trampoline. I told them to price their items between 50 cents and a dollar. At one point, I heard my 9-year old tell my five-year old to put $25 on... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Talking Chipmunks

While watching the movie "Alvin and the Chipmunks" with my five-year old, I was pleased to hear him say, "You know, Mom, this movie isn't real." At the very moment he said this, Alvin and his brothers where singing and shaking their "thang." I said proudly, "That is right, this is just a movie and... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Remember Who You Are!

My dad is a teacher, has been for 34 years. He is a damn good teacher who is loved and respected by most anyone who knows him. But because of a personality conflict with his administration, he, along with many other long-term teachers have been targeted and harassed to the point that they all have... Sign in to see full entry.

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