Busting Asses and Boobie Pinches
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Friday, January 18, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Busting Asses and Boobie Pinches
I was nervous about my first mammogram, and expressed this to my boss before leaving for work that day. 'Oh, don't stress over it," she said, "If I know you, you'll came back with a good story to tell." And so I did. I was late and the facilities were located at a major hospital, so finding the... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Bum Wheel
You know that cart, the one with the wheel that won't turn right? I get that cart every time I go shopping. That cart and I are like one. And why should last-minute Christmas shopping at Bass Pro Shop be any different? I struggled with that damn cart through camo wear for the newborn in your life,... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Bringing down the camera
It was just another typical day in my world. My son was in his first school Christmas play. I walked into the packed auditorium, found an empty seat midway down the aisle, and proceeded to take a seat... I took a step and my heel caught on something, I tugged to free myself, ripping up the cable... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Back . . . safe and sound
Vegas was fun and my flights were great. I think I can get over this fear. Didn't win the big bucks, didn't seen anyone famous... but I did get hit on and that was a pretty close second to a jackpot:) My mind has been a a whirlwind of words and I can't get them all written down fast enough. Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
I am up tonight
unable to sleep. Nerves. My flight is in the morning. My doctor has given me something to calm my nerves before I fly. It helps, but this is the first time in a very long time that I have flown without my husband. He calms me, or pisses me off and makes me forget that I am scared - whatever the case... Sign in to see full entry.
Well, I'm off to Vegas
The last time I flew with my boss, I threw up on him, got lost in the hotel, barged into the wrong room (where the occupants wore only lingerie and boxers -- and apparently I was interrupting something). Soooo, I am aprehensive to say the least. It is has been raining ice here; I hate to fly - no I... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, December 8, 2007
The Falling Girl
I think when God made me, I broke the mold by tripping on it, falling on it and shattering it in a million pieces which caused me an ER visit that resulted in like 20 stitches or something. The call went something like this: "I'm running a little late, but I'll be there as soon as I can." My boss,... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Bible Belt Boobs
I have started a blog with a poll http://www.biblebeltboobs.blogspot.com/ and I would like to hear from you women out there. I got the idea for the blog from my own experiences and from experiences of family and friends. There seems to be an unacceptance factor in smaller, more religious communities... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
You know your days are numbered when . . .
A girl's night out is a dinner and a "Let's skip the movie, I'm tired." You hear your husband say, "You look good... Mom," and you look around for his mother. You notice they may be sagging. The waiter addresses you as "Ma'am," to which you reply in your best old woman with no teeth imitation,... Sign in to see full entry.