Crazy people doing crazy things

Your dementia patient (at least mine) still understand embarrassment. Do any of us want to admit to peeing in our pants because we were so drunk we couldn't find the bathroom? Well imagine being completely sober and having an "accident". Not only that, but you can't remember where your clothes are,... Sign in to see full entry.

Me: "Grandpa, I love you dearly, but if you throw my dustpan in the garbage one more time I am going to punch you in the ear." Grandpa: "You don't own a dustpan." Me: "I don't now, it's in the garbage can!" Grandpa: "Well why is it in the garbage? That's a strange place to put a dustpan." When I... Sign in to see full entry.