Two Left Feet
Shoes and I do not get along well. I am not a woman who squeals and swoons upon hearing "SHOE SALE!!" I buy shoes only if I really need them, and I dread looking for them because I have such difficulty finding a suitable pair. For one thing, the practical side of Songbird disdains those sissy shoes made for women, those shoes with skyscraper-high heels that are a hazard for any woman who wears them and anybody standing near her when--not if--she falls off her shoes....And even if I could stay on... Sign in to see full entry.