Make My Food Ugly, PLEASE!
Don't feed me cute food. Blame it on my practical nature, but I just don't want pretty, picture-perfect food. No matter what my food looks like, it's never going to look the same again once I shovel it in my mouth and chew it to bits. Unfortunately, Christmas is coming, and preceding it is the usual barrage of catalogs. Somehow I've gotten on half a zillion mailing lists and I'm avalanched with catalogs, and somehow I'm getting "cute food" catalogs. The folks who put me on their cute food... Sign in to see full entry.